Ugh, even Sweden isn’t safe these days. I don’t know what happened, but it must have been bad. Like, Chicago or American Carnage type of bad. Why else would popular vote loser Donald Trump mention it?
I know what you’re thinking. Maybe it was a mistake. Maybe the ill-informed, barely- literate fake billionaire misconstrued something during his latest attack of the vapors. Admittedly, it would be easy to do when you have no interest in governing and instead spend your time signing Steve Bannon’s executive orders and watching cable news to see how many mentions you got that day. But, to believe this is a mistake requires us to overlook the very obvious enemy of the American people that clearly has an agenda in sweeping the Swedish story under the rug.
You know how else I know it’s not a mistake? Because the White House is running like a well-oiled machine. Yes, well-oiled! And not just the kind of oil we’re gonna take from Iraq. The kind that will soon be leaking into the Missouri River.
Look, do you really think that Reality TV personality Donald Trump would take time away from his secret plan to defeat ISIS if there really weren’t something going on in Sweden?
Sure, serial sexual assaulter Donald Trump doesn’t really seem interested in intelligence briefings, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know some things that we don’t. He already knows more than the generals (even if he doesn’t know that they’re having secret, illegal negotiations with Russians), so why wouldn’t he also know more than the Riksdag?
If there’s one thing pervert Donald Trump knows, its words. He speaks words. Often he speaks many words and the words come out of his mouth and we hear the words, so we know they are words, and we know he is saying them. We also know that the power of the President is broad and won’t be questioned. And really, what is more powerful than words?
So, there you have it. Sweden. What a shame.
Maybe I should’t be surprised – some people will say it was inevitable. But it still seems like kind of a shock.