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Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner

Five days ago in this space, with respect to the next mass shooting, I said, It’s not a question of if. It’s not even a question of when. You can be certain it will only be a few more days before the … Continue reading

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Size is Everything

Poor little Donald Trump.  Yes, I do mean little. First he had to deal with the disclosure of his inordinately short sausage fingers. Then he was forced by Little Marco to defend his manhood and illuminate us all during a debate that … Continue reading

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Another mass baseball bat bludgeoning…

…is something you will never, ever, ever  hear – even if you eat Tom Brady’s avocado ice cream and live longer than Keith Richards.  The over/under on hearing that statement in any of our lifetimes is zero.   It just … Continue reading

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School of Hard Knocks

If you’re like me, when you think about douche bags the first thing that comes to mind is probably a legislative body of some sort.  And deservedly so.  The hypocritical self-righteousness; the rabid ideology only for ideology’s sake; the incredible ability to spend so … Continue reading

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When Clicking “Unsubscribe” Just Isn’t Enough

I like my crazy like my coffee – hot and steaming. And that’s why today (using a latex glove) we tip our hat to Charles Benzing – he of the Nashua Benzing’s, of anti union fame. Speaking of hot and … Continue reading

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Epiphany

God damn it! If there’s one thing that pisses me off, it’s people changing their minds when some chicken of national controversy finally comes home to roost in their own backyard – or bedroom. If you believe in something, have … Continue reading

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